Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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