I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I've blown a few things in my day
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I love having hate sex.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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