the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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