RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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