Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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