What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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