I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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