Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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