Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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