Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
