Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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