You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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