He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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