I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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