we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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