What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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