Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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