it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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