: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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