I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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