I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Randomize
