I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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