I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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