hell yes lets make some ravioli
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
This is the high leading the old right now
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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