I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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