Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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