So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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