operation harelip BJ is a go
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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