I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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