Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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