I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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