If i come over, it means nothing
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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