And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
