I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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