I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize