508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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