So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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