your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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