YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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