They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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