I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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