Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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