please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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