just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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