My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm both gender and math confused
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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