You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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