Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
soo... how was my night?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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