Swine flu. Run for my life!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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