we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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