Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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