mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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