He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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