I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
please don't ironically join a cult
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