that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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