Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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